You saved the world and now you'd like to grow turnips, but everyone else has other plans.
Three years ago you were summoned to another world, handed a sword and told to save it. You did. Now
you've traded your medal for a crumbling farm on the edge of the map, where the most dangerous thing is supposed to
be the weather.
Except a legendary wolf the size of a hay cart has followed you home and decided she's a lapdog, the village keeps
knocking with "small favours," and your old knight shows up weekly begging you to come back. Grow turnips, pet the
wolf, and try, just once, to say no.
